The Dictatorship of Labavaria is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Librivk Samandrintsky with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 951 million Labavarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drinitia. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Labavarian economy, worth 132 trillion Labavarian Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 139,278 Labavarian Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Police nightsticks see use all day long, they who do not work shall not eat, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Labavaria's national animal is the Samandrina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Labavaria is ranked 177,970^th in the world and 6,910^th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring zero on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.