Freedom is cringe Librivk Samandrintsky
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,294thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,897thMost Influential: 4,964th
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population951 million

LeaderLibrivk Samandrintsky

CurrencyLabavarian Dinar

The Dictatorship of Labavaria is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Librivk Samandrintsky with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 951 million Labavarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drinitia. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Labavarian economy, worth 132 trillion Labavarian Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 139,278 Labavarian Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Police nightsticks see use all day long, they who do not work shall not eat, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Labavaria's national animal is the Samandrina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Labavaria is ranked 177,970th in the world and 6,910th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring zero on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,294thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,897thMost Influential: 4,964thLowest Crime Rates: 6,101stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,728thMost Secular: 6,730thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,756thMost Authoritarian: 7,014thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,357thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,963rdMost Patriotic: 9,013thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,240thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,645thMost Developed: 9,827thLargest Governments: 9,857thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,076thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,094thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,497thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,965thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,423rdTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 13,743rdMost Conservative: 13,766thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,310thSmartest Citizens: 15,096thHealthiest Citizens: 15,200thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,709thBest Weather: 18,180thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,521stHighest Average Incomes: 18,568thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,792ndLargest Welfare Programs: 22,037thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,284thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,337thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,557th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 80th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 126th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 126th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 176th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 200th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 208th in the regionMost Secular: 212th in the regionMost Patriotic: 216th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 224th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 248th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 254th in the regionLargest Governments: 272nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 282nd in the regionMost Developed: 310th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 322nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 324th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 327th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 331st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 347th in the regionMost Influential: 350th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 355th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 418th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 435th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 442nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 459th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 464th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 489th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 509th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 554th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 557th in the regionBest Weather: 572nd in the regionMost Conservative: 630th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 662nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 673rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 691st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 718th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 912th in the regionMost Inclusive: 926th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Labavaria, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • : Following new legislation in Labavaria, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Labavaria, they who do not work shall not eat.
  • : Following new legislation in Labavaria, police nightsticks see use all day long.
  • : Following new legislation in Labavaria, the new Labavarian-made OS is buggier and more inconvenient than a horse-drawn carriage.
  • : Labavaria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Labavaria, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Labavaria, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Labavaria, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Labavaria was endorsed by The Free Land of Veterans Association.