The Empire of Kylan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Nacldir with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.748 billion Kylanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amelia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kylanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,327 trillion Thaurens a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 279,689 Thaurens, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,059,126 per year while the poor average 51,330, a ratio of 20.6 to 1.

Members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, Kylanians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, and the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kylan's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Kylan is ranked 323,058^th in the world and 3^rd in Comicaria for Safest, scoring 5.54 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.