The Republic of Krishnas army is a fledgling, orderly nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6 million Krishnas armyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 28.8%.

The Krishnas armyian economy, worth 262 billion lions a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 43,684 lions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krishnas army's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Krishnas army is ranked 253,888^th in the world and 1,824^th in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 6.84 average smiles per day.