The Chill Individual of Krestovka is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Serviceberry with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 854 million Krestovkans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Tree Farm. The average income tax rate is 39.8%.

The Krestovkan economy, worth 38.8 trillion Googs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,433 Googs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Blue bloods are welcome in Krestovka, Krestovka has designated The Tree Farm as its capital city, Serviceberry has just been declared ruler of Krestovka in an international press conference, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krestovka's national animal is the Soggy Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Krestovka is ranked 291,587^th in the world and 4,339^th in eta for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.93 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.