The Poop Knife of Kramins is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Hermzy with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.204 billion Dookybutts enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Splatter. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kraminsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,544 trillion Sharts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 192,677 Sharts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Uprooting flowers for religious ceremonies is a felony, the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and anti-government web sites are springing up. Crime is totally unknown. Kramins's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kramins is ranked 215,964^th in the world and 11,752^nd in Lazarus for Largest Black Market, with 369 billion Standard Monetary Units.