The Dictatorship of Kragdima is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by MF SHAGGY with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.199 billion Kragdimen are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jadeville. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kragdiman economy, worth 112 trillion Emeralds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Trout Farming. Average income is 93,726 Emeralds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, the bureaucratic class continues to multiply, saying "don't do anything that MF SHAGGY wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and Kragdima recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kragdima's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kragdima is ranked 77,360^th in the world and 193^rd in the Outback for Highest Drug Use, scoring 222.06 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.