The Queendom of Koshelna is a massive, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.478 billion Koshelnans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Administration, Environment, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 43.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Koshelnan economy, worth 45.1 trillion bodies a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 30,493 bodies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Men are enrolling into lady etiquette courses, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, the government has returned all business to private ownership, and cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koshelna's national animal is the Hippogryph Liberi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Koshelna is ranked 46,707^th in the world and 6^th in Ursus for Safest, scoring 103.97 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.