The Theocracy of Koronistan is a large, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Koroni Falcon population. The hard-working population of 82 million Koronis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 21.1%.

The Koronistanian economy, worth 3.39 trillion Koroni dihrams a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is 41,388 Koroni dihrams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koronistan's national animal is the Koroni Falcon.

Koronistan is ranked 14,604^th in the world and 259^th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring 87.18 on the Scary Big Number Scale.