The Republic of Kopolin is a mammoth, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 8.383 billion Kopolinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anrika. The average income tax rate is 61.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kopolinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,069 trillion Lerks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 127,521 Lerks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers, minor code style errors dull the house edge, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kopolin's national animal is the Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kopolin is ranked 51,491^st in the world and 33^rd in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,644.03 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.