The Republic of Kolechia Commonwealth is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-working population of 79 million Kolechians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 23.1%.

The Kolechia Commonwealthian economy, worth 4.59 trillion Kolechia Dollars a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 58,107 Kolechia Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies, and it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kolechia Commonwealth's national animal is the tiger.

Kolechia Commonwealth is ranked 78,110^th in the world and 3^rd in Council of Europe for Safest, scoring 91.15 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.