The State of Koimeterion is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and state-planned economy. The cynical population of 35.629 billion Koimeterionians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Environment, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Koimeterionian economy, worth 249 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 6,991 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, all industry is owned and run by the government, an underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban, and Koimeterion has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koimeterion's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Koimeterion is ranked 66,233^rd in the world and 1^st in the Republic of Timor for Safest, scoring 97.43 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.