The Warlord Confederation of Ruskistania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Warlord Russki with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, triple-decker prams, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.666 billion Ruskistanis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saskia. The average income tax rate is 92.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ruskistani economy, worth 595 trillion Capybs a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 162,417 Capybs, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign football clubs wave the Ruskistani flag before every game, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, business leaders are mailing Supreme Warlord Russki forged birth certificates in a bid to win their rivals as serfs, and there are no bananas today in Ruskistania. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ruskistania's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Capybaraism.

Ruskistania is ranked 2,869^th in the world and 91^st in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 88.98 flags saluted per person per day.