The Colony of Knothakaltain is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.507 billion Knothakaltainians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Industry and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 8.6%.

The Knothakaltainian economy, worth 399 trillion noćiolons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 53,153 noćiolons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Knothakaltain's national animal is the hazelnut, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Knothakaltain is ranked 141,577^th in the world and 2^nd in Igewu for Safest, scoring 66.01 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.