The Bat Knightdom of Knitati is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Knot Knitting with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, avant-garde cinema, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 25.432 billion Knitatians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polar North Star. The average income tax rate is 88.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Knitatian economy, worth a remarkable 6,010 trillion Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 236,338 Drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Reddish-brown is the new black, the government's thinking different by embarking on a war against all "thinking machines", fidgety cubicle workers play with their balls, and the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Knitati's national animal is the Ram, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tatting.

Knitati is ranked 173,176^th in the world and 6,609^th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 164.73 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.