The District of Kluane is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 49.394 billion Klunians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 26.0%.

The thriving Kluanean economy, worth a remarkable 2,959 trillion aurums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 59,921 aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions, the government violently suppresses separatist movements, and Liard is emphatic that Kluane's HDI is much higher than it seems (Kluane has found 3 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kluane's national animal is the bovina, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kluane is ranked 93,912^th in the world and 1^st in Kluane for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 44,341.55 Standard Monetary Units.