The Federal Republic of Klothia is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 528 million Klothians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klothia City. The average income tax rate is 48.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Klothian economy, worth 58.2 trillion Klothian Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,321 Klothian Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, triple black diamond is the only ski difficulty, and universities spend millions cultivating ivy on their buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Klothia's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Klothia is ranked 282,822^nd in the world and 2,767^th in the Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 28.07 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.