The Key-Holder of Kleidouchos is a mammoth, genial nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 7.682 billion Kleidouchosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. The average income tax rate is 43.7%.

The strong Kleidouchosian economy, worth 385 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,117 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, even God cannot save you in Kleidouchos, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and school football matches are usually five-a-side. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kleidouchos's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kleidouchos is ranked 166,737^th in the world and 27^th in The Mansus for Highest Average Incomes, with 50,117.38 Standard Monetary Units.