The Synarchist Empire of Kiptupia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Luis with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.72 billion Kiptupians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Belize City. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kiptupian economy, worth 849 trillion Wampums a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 228,493 Wampums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Borzoi sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", the latest superhero movie features a caped Borzoi with adamantium claws, and the nation's "surprisingly chill" military is renowned for its horrendous war crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kiptupia's national animal is the Borzoi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Kiptupia is ranked 118,309^th in the world and 234^th in The UMNS for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,218.46 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.