The Velrokinate of Kinmoon is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Velrok with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, devout population of 13.003 billion Usanines have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vlelnis. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kinmoonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,132 trillion Ferocias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 164,006 Ferocias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it, government leaders testify at international tribunals on why the sun went out, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and the government is proudly free of crabs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kinmoon's national animal is the Fluff Beast, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zalism.

Kinmoon is ranked 241,769^th in the world and 36^th in The Galactics Union for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -3.22 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.