The Free Land of Kinkmanah is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Lotso with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.599 billion Kinksters are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BDSMsgraad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.4%.

The all-consuming Kinkster economy, worth 758 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 114,982 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 537,922 per year while the poor average 14,682, a ratio of 36.6 to 1.

Airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, graffiti graces every city's streets, and on-duty Air Kinkmanah flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kinkmanah's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Pleasure.

Kinkmanah is ranked 94,712^th in the world and 2^nd in The Crimson Confederacy for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,451.98 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.