The The Democratic POEAM Union of Kigali States is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Maldo Antra Consvan with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 5.088 billion Kigali Peeps have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kigali City. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kigali Statesian economy, worth 544 trillion Tetra Fish a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 106,976 Tetra Fish, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Doctor Bird Dung" has been declared a national treasure, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, transgender and agender are on the education agenda, and census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kigali States's national animal is the Doctor Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kigali States is ranked 38,797^th in the world and 1^st in The International Leftist Organization for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.2 law-abiding acts per hour.