The Glorious Peoples' Republic of Khalite is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Father with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 26.33 billion Khalite enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janjing. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Khalite economy, worth an astonishing 21,389 trillion woolongs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 812,364 woolongs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,138,112 per year while the poor average 88,017, a ratio of 47.0 to 1.

Increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', and politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khalite's national animal is the bearcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Khalite is ranked 283,737^th in the world and 233^rd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Safest, scoring 3.91 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.