The Glorious Peoples' Republic of Khalite is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Father with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 31.525 billion Khalite have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janjing. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Khalite economy, worth an astonishing 22,150 trillion woolongs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 702,623 woolongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, sports club owners are having a moneyball, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day", and an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khalite's national animal is the bearcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Khalite is ranked 331,953^rd in the world and 154^th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 7.65 on the Kitten Softness Rating.