The Dictatorship of Ker De Toten is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Premier Viktor Chenosky with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, fear of technology, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.834 billion Ker De Totenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Comrade City. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ker De Totenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,007 trillion Essences a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,385 Essences, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, the atmosphere in Ker De Totenian boardrooms is turning more gay, it is said that a Ker De Totenian woman's work is never done, and the full title of Hon Supreme Premier Viktor Chenosky Vcte Mgve MF DKDTLM GCKDTE runs to several pages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ker De Toten's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Willitheism.

Ker De Toten is ranked 10,720^th in the world and 217^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.75 law-abiding acts per hour.