Population | 20.877 billion |
Capital | Ceri Gelu |
Leader | Albert Nunsinu |
Currency | Mark |
Animal | Eagle |
The Kingdom of Keltsvia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Albert Nunsinu with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 20.877 billion Keltsvians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ceri Gelu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.1%.
The Keltsvian economy, worth a remarkable 1,742 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,480 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.
The army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education, anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead, K-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, and a popular saying is "don't do the crime if you can't smash the lime(stone)". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keltsvia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Keltsvia is ranked 180,691st in the world and 843rd in Europe for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 32,473.97 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Keltsvia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary, Highest Food Quality, Most Influential, and Most Inclusive and the Top 10% for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Keltsvia, a popular saying is "don't do the crime if you can't smash the lime(stone)".
- : Following new legislation in Keltsvia, K-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
- : Following new legislation in Keltsvia, anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead.
- : Following new legislation in Keltsvia, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education.
- : Keltsvia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Keltsvia, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people.
- : Following new legislation in Keltsvia, children have one piggy bank for fun and another to avoid crippling medical debt.
- : Following new legislation in Keltsvia, diaper sales are up.
- : Following new legislation in Keltsvia, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.