The Eagle's Nest of Kehlstein is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Othmar Wolfgang with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, devout population of 16.595 billion Germans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Berghof. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.0%.

The very strong German economy, worth a remarkable 1,695 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,151 Reichsmarks, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, and farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kehlstein's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Catholic Church.

Kehlstein is ranked 30,046^th in the world and 2^nd in The Berghof for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,667.86 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.