The Constitutional Monarchy of Kebeed is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Theodore Kessler with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.007 billion Kebedis love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perseverance City. The average income tax rate is 80.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kebic economy, worth 108 trillion Koals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,605 Koals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, the government will gladly pay you next Tuesday for a hamburger today, a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry, and supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kebeed's national animal is the Pheonix, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kebeed is ranked 321,136^th in the world and 110^th in Norrsken for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 20.61 on the Bus Surprisal Index.