The Khanate of Kazakborat is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Khan Börat Yütürk II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.708 billion Kazaks are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tariv. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kazak economy, worth a remarkable 1,177 trillion Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 92,624 Dinars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 363,170 per year while the poor average 16,071, a ratio of 22.6 to 1.

Dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, land owners find the earth being pulled out from under them, and the national symbol of Kazakborat is now always featured on a skewer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazakborat's national animal is the Crimson Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yellowism.

Kazakborat is ranked 268,087^th in the world and 73^rd in Aceon for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.