Population | 16.764 billion |
Capital | El Shadaa |
Leader | El Presidente |
Currency | echt |
Animal | Kambizian Wolf |
The Federal Republic of Kambizi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by El Presidente with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.764 billion Kambizians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Shadaa. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Kambizian economy, worth a remarkable 2,472 trillion echts a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,498 echts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
If there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, and more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kambizi's national animal is the Kambizian Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kambizi is ranked 4,099th in the world and 179th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 221.43 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kambizi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Kambizi, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself.
- : Following new legislation in Kambizi, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
- : Following new legislation in Kambizi, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
- : Following new legislation in Kambizi, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland.
- : Following new legislation in Kambizi, lending money has become a major liability.
- : Following new legislation in Kambizi, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame.
- : Following new legislation in Kambizi, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success.
- : Kambizi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Highest Economic Output, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in Kambizi, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.