The Queen's State of Kaledenway is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.812 billion Kaledenwayians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.2%.

The strong Kaledenwayian economy, worth a remarkable 1,188 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 36,224 betales, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, all tariffs have been abolished, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings, and Kaledenway has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kaledenway's national animal is the deer.

Kaledenway is ranked 248,911^th in the world and 10^th in Ecuador for Lowest Crime Rates, with 52.32 law-abiding acts per hour.