The Commonwealth of Kahzari is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 713 million Kahzarians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kahzaria. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kahzarian economy, worth 53.7 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 75,358 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, one can wake up in Kahzari and have breakfast in Bigtopia, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, and the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kahzari's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kahzari is ranked 3,127^th in the world and 157^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,418.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.