The Armed Republic of Jon Jones is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 259 million Jon Jonesians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The very strong Jon Jonesian economy, worth 18.7 trillion Fights a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 72,142 Fights, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 237,750 per year while the poor average 16,390, a ratio of 14.5 to 1.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and children are raised bilingual from an early age. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Jon Jones's national animal is the Jones, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Jon Jones is ranked 253,057^th in the world and 5^th in International Socialist Union of Equitas for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 859.77 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.