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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,736thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,593rdMost Pacifist: 10,332nd
The Empire of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Average

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Jollytopia

Population172 million

Currencypeso
Animalpenguin

The Empire of Jollytopia is a large, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 172 million Jollytopians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Jollytopian economy, worth 9.46 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. Average income is 55,026 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, autocrats are persona non grata, millions of Jollytopians are excellent swimmers, and Jollytopian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jollytopia's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Jollytopia is ranked 108,483rd in the world and 6th in UCAZ The CCCCCCCCCCC Autonomous Zone for Most Developed, scoring 60.01 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,736thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,593rdMost Pacifist: 10,332ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,240thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,232ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,435thSafest: 14,659thMost Primitive: 15,376thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,131stTop
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Most Inclusive: 17,398thNicest Citizens: 19,806thMost Income Equality: 20,970thHighest Food Quality: 21,183rdMost Cultured: 21,444thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,317thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25,294thMost Accessible: 26,071stMost Compassionate Citizens: 27,951st
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the region
Has WA voting rights.

Endorsements Received: 1 » HATE LAND.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jollytopia, Jollytopian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation.
  • : Following new legislation in Jollytopia, millions of Jollytopians are excellent swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Jollytopia, autocrats are persona non grata.
  • : Following new legislation in Jollytopia, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Jollytopia, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies.
  • : Jollytopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Jollytopia, a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA.
  • : Following new legislation in Jollytopia, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Jollytopia, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing.
  • : Jollytopia's influence in UCAZ The CCCCCCCCCCC Autonomous Zone rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".

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