The Queendom of HATE LAND is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, lack of airports, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 522 million haters are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HATE central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.4%.

The all-consuming hateful economy, worth 50.9 trillion EVIL HATE COINS a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,603 EVIL HATE COINS, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 489,725 per year while the poor average 10,898, a ratio of 44.9 to 1.

Police deploy tear-gas on unruly kindergarteners, Leader is considering changing the hateful flag to one with more glitter, it's best not to ask what goes into HATE Central Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, and sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. HATE LAND's national animal is the honey badger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

HATE LAND is ranked 292,674^th in the world and 17^th in UCAZ The CCCCCCCCCCC Autonomous Zone for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -14 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.