The Armed Republic of John Dule is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.297 billion Marinites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The very strong Marinite economy, worth 637 trillion McDollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Average income is 61,958 McDollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, it is a silent spring in John Dule, prank shows are so hot right now, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. John Dule's national animal is the calbear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

John Dule is ranked 231,920^th in the world and 7^th in atlasia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 18,274.9 Standard Monetary Units.