The Working Class Warlock of John Constantine is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Arrogant Bastard with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.806 billion Petty Dabblers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Clever economy, worth a remarkable 1,719 trillion cigarettes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,766 cigarettes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Clever novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Arrogant Bastard, there's more vermin than ever on the metro, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, and movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. John Constantine's national animal is the departed friend, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Personality.

John Constantine is ranked 304,223^rd in the world and 7^th in Agora for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -16.04 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.