The State of JimHillameen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 21.2 billion JimHillameenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The thriving JimHillameenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,012 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 47,763 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 193,658 per year while the poor average 7,841, a ratio of 24.7 to 1.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, surveillance cameras are banned, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and JimHillameen has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. JimHillameen's national animal is the deer.

JimHillameen is ranked 7,695^th in the world and 2^nd in 404 Not Found for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.