The Grand Commonwealth Duchy of Australian Luxembourg is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Xavier Albanese with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 2.087 billion Australian Luxembourgians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canbeourg City. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Australian Luxembourgian economy, worth 193 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,709 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anniversaries of major historical events pass unnoticed, medical lawsuits are out of control, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, and the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Australian Luxembourg's national animal is the Laughing Lioburra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Australian Luxembourg is ranked 13,663^rd in the world and 259^th in Europe for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.3 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.