The Whoa What Happened Here of Jgja 19 is a mammoth, cultured nation, notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.43 billion Jgja 19ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 42.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Jgja 19ian economy, worth 771 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 120,043 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Raccoons are plump and satiated, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, clerics are taught that silence is golden and duct tape is silver, and the nation thinks the universe revolves around them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jgja 19's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jgja 19 is ranked 176,526^th in the world and 9,660^th in Osiris for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 932.59 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.