The Democratic People's Republic of Jefghanistan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Jeff with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.911 billion Jefghanistanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeffriapolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Jefghanistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,002 trillion Manual Labor Hours a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 302,948 Manual Labor Hours, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,638,963 per year while the poor average 5,425, a ratio of 486 to 1.

Space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Jefghanistan, there's a bright dawn ahead for Jefghanistan, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, and academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jefghanistan's national animal is the Cockroach, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Jeff of Latter Day Saints.

Jefghanistan is ranked 289,498^th in the world and 10,994^th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -622.51 on the Scary Big Number Scale.