The Imperial Commissariat of Jeffreys WA Puppet is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.393 billion Jeffrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, well-organized government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Environment, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Jeffrian economy, worth 798 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,478 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, water fights now end with thousands dead, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, and abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeffreys WA Puppet's national animal is the Jeffrian Serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jeffreys WA Puppet is ranked 236,534^th in the world and 47^th in The United Federations for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring zero on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.