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We have appeased them for too long; It's now or never. Cev
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,923rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,669thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,710th
The Ideological Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Cevlaia

Population8.294 billion

CapitalWindia
LeaderCev
Faithdynamicism

Currency48 hour irrelevance
AnimalUblosaur

The Ideological Commonwealth of Cevlaia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Cev with a fair hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, punitive income tax rates, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.294 billion Cevlaians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Windia. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cevlaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,211 trillion 48 hour irrelevances a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,091 48 hour irrelevances, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one gossips with Cev during diplomatic summits, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, and workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cevlaia's national animal is the Ublosaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is dynamicism.

Cevlaia is ranked 4,876th in the world and 6th in The United Federations for Nicest Citizens, with 46.9 average smiles per day.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,923rdTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 4,669thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,710thNicest Citizens: 4,876thBest Weather: 6,346thMost Inclusive: 6,419thMost Pacifist: 6,653rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,895thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,593rdHighest Food Quality: 9,106thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,229thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,657thMost Developed: 9,751stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,258thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,269thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,533rdSmartest Citizens: 10,886thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,325thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,433rdMost Advanced Public Education: 12,535thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,575thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,737thMost Efficient Economies: 14,006thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,168thMost Secular: 16,514thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,005thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 18,227thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,110thHealthiest Citizens: 21,307thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,524thSafest: 23,560thLargest Governments: 24,281stMost Influential: 26,442ndHighest Average Incomes: 26,845thMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,168thHighest Economic Output: 28,986thHighest Average Tax Rates: 29,606thMost Income Equality: 31,560th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » The New United Socialist Random Empire, CommunistChina, Orasil, BJMShaw, and Voopmont.

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