The People's Republic of Jeesse is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.103 billion Jeesseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gettable. The average income tax rate is 67.8%.

The very strong Jeessean economy, worth 337 trillion Dubloons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 66,138 Dubloons, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes, starry-eyed convention goers have their heads in the clouds, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, and elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeesse's national animal is the Emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jeesse is ranked 66,110^th in the world and 5^th in The Great Power for Nicest Citizens, with 16.29 average smiles per day.