The Empire of Jayjay is a large, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 183 million Jayjaylands enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 9.2%.

The Jayjayian economy, worth 8.24 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 45,014 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, the police force is on a recruitment drive, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime is almost non-existent. Jayjay's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jayjay is ranked 192,134^th in the world and 3^rd in Bisexual for Highest Poor Incomes, with 21,409.98 Standard Monetary Units.