The 1-0 of Jameson Williams is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Jameson Williams with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.885 billion Jamesonis are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, with Law & Order, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Detroit. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Jamesoni economy, worth 407 trillion kneecaps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 104,853 kneecaps, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 605,760 per year while the poor average 8,659, a ratio of 70.0 to 1.

Couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine Jameson Williams is punishable by death, the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery, and open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jameson Williams's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Footballism.

Jameson Williams is ranked 101,805^th in the world and 2,258^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 66 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.