NATION

PASSWORD

To Emperor, To Arms!
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,223rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,365thMost Influential: 3,297th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Iwonia

Population8.649 billion

CapitalKiyo-Konsa
LeaderEmperor Angel I
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyIwonian Peso
AnimalEagle

The Empire of Iwonia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Angel I with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.649 billion Iwonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiyo-Konsa. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Iwonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,764 trillion Iwonian Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 204,045 Iwonian Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak, it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet, and talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iwonia's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Iwonia is ranked 55,975th in the world and 69th in Anteria for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,128.91 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,223rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,365thTop
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Most Influential: 3,297thLowest Crime Rates: 3,538thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,932ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,148thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,188thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,238thMost Secular: 5,337thMost Patriotic: 5,490thLargest Governments: 5,673rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,827thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,930thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,068thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,506thLargest Black Market: 6,724thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,379thMost Authoritarian: 7,943rdLargest Mining Sector: 8,364thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,658thHighest Average Incomes: 9,803rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,867thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,989thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,396thSmartest Citizens: 11,720thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,729thHealthiest Citizens: 11,977thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 14,866thHighest Economic Output: 14,892ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,619thMost Conservative: 21,008thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,170thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,800thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,810thMost Developed: 23,832ndMost Efficient Economies: 25,036th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost Conservative: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Iwonia, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.
  • : Following new legislation in Iwonia, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet.
  • : Iwonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Largest Black Market, and Most Patriotic.
  • : Iwonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Iwonia, it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions.
  • : Following new legislation in Iwonia, medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak.
  • : Following new legislation in Iwonia, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • : Following new legislation in Iwonia, the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?".
  • : Following new legislation in Iwonia, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Iwonia, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.

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