The Republic of IvoryFalls is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, disturbing lack of elderly people, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.711 billion IvoryFallsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 23.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The IvoryFallsian economy, worth 320 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,075 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, museums offer moralization or your money back, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, and anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. IvoryFalls's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

IvoryFalls is ranked 285,244^th in the world and 42^nd in Lassa for Smartest Citizens, with 15.3 quips per hour.