The Protectorate of Ispaniai is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 174 million ISps are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 7.1%.

The very strong Ispaniaian economy, worth 12.2 trillion Логs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 70,326 Логs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, elections have been outlawed, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and euthanasia is legal. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ispaniai's national animal is the Octopus, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Ispaniai is ranked 197,355^th in the world and 2,503^rd in the West Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 6.95 flags saluted per person per day.