The Toppled Regime of The True Czar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Czar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, otherworldly petting zoo, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 18.697 billion true Czarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Detroit. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient A true Czarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,101 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 112,422 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out, and park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The True Czar's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Greek Pantheon.

The True Czar is ranked 161,915^th in the world and 61^st in Equilism for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 871.6 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.