The Diarchy of Inthikios is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Federal Parliament with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.832 billion Inthikians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Administration, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Candia. The average income tax rate is 52.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Inthikiosian economy, worth 110 trillion massekoes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,087 massekoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, the government is under the thumb of countless special interests, Griffon Vulture is one of the most popular forenames in Inthikios, and pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. Crime is totally unknown. Inthikios's national animal is the griffon vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Inthikios is ranked 52,863^rd in the world and 2,784^th in Balder for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,585.71 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.